Friday, March 6, 2009

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE...

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up..

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


23 comments:

uglyduckling91 said...

LOL!!!

Som said...

Chuckles ... :P .. a funny post from you at last ..

Jinxed Pixie said...

you see, the police are for you, with you, always..

Latin Sardar said...

hahaha... awesome!

Sophie said...

Uglyduckling91 << :)

Sophie said...

Som ;; I did it before as well...

Sophie said...

JP -- Actually in my case they have been always... So, I shouldn't really complain...

Sophie said...

Latin Sardar == Thanx :)

Som said...

I know, I meant after a long time .. :) ... your Pizza post was a classic one ..

Sophie said...

Thanku thanku!:)

Vijayshryaln said...

Det r far better dan Indian police!!

Sophie said...

Oh ye, that's why I said what I said to Jinxed Pixie about British Police...!!

Vijayshryaln said...

That makes SENSE, sophie!!!

Netika Lumb said...

ha..ha.. AWESOME

Sophie said...

:)

Gautam Anand said...

he hee .. funny :)

Sophie said...

Ye!! :)

Onthewingsofadream said...

lol !!
good one !

Sophie said...

:) Thankem thankem

Dream'R said...

oh!! so u can be funny ??!!

Sophie said...

Any doubts? :)

workhard said...

LOL, nice sense of humor.. Really liked your blog.. will return :)

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Sophie said...

Thanx buddy.. Ya, please do..