Different ways to phone in a Pizza order....

• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

• Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

• Ask what the order taker is wearing.

• Change your accent every three seconds.

• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

• Imitate the order taker's voice.

• Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

• Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

• Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

• Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

That fleeting moment..

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that the dream is reality, and it really happened.

A brilliant quote by Roy Croft

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”

Erase & Rewind...

Hey, what did you hear me say

you know the difference it makes
what did you hear me say

Yes, I said it's fine before
I don't think so no more
I said it's fine before
I've changed my mind
I take it back

Erase and rewind
'cause I've been changing my mind
I've changed my mind

So where did you see me go
it's not the right way, you know
where did you see me go
No, it's not that I don't know
I just don't want it to grow
It's not that I don't know
I've changed my mind
I take it back

Aaha Life!

“Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not.”

Baby testing.. 1, 2, 3

Before few days I was talking to my sis,

I: So, what's up? What that little cheeky monkey is doing? (I was asking about my cute little really naughty 22 months old niece)

Sis: I have just taught her yesterday where we live. Now she can tell the address of our home.

I: Oh, that's cool, now you should loose her somewhere, so that you can test whether its working or not. Just forget to bring her back from the park.

Sis: Ya, that's cool idea. I will try it.

A nice scrap from friend..

3 facts :

there is always little truth behind ' just kidding'...
little knowledge behind every 'i don't know',...
emotion behind every ' i don't care'......

Grand Pa

Paul : Hi Trouble
I : Hi, Paul. Who are these girls with you?
Paul : My daughters, that’s younger one Stacy & older one Jessica and grandchild inside.
I : I didn’t know Paul you are that old!
Jez: ohhuhu, that’s not nice.
Paul : She always do this to me.
I : Me? Oh common Paul, I am always nice to you. Hehe
Paul : Ya ya

After finish dealing with his thousands of parcels,

Paul : So, what’s the damage?
I : £70
Paul : What exactly £70?
I : No, its actually £61.29p
Paul : Then why you are overcharging me?
I : I thought lets round up the figure. Hehe

And he took out his bag full of change,

I : Oh God, you again been to bins?
Paul : Oye, what’s your problem?
I : Every time you pay me with this change. I can’t bother to count every time.
Paul : Ok, then I don’t pay you.
I : Well, ok I will charge service charges than.
Paul : Alright, anyways you always charge me that, don’t you?
I : Oh ye? Than there will be some extra service charges this time.

After that day, whenever Paul came to work, I never missed opportunity to ask him, great grand father yet?
Paul: Grandfather.
I : Paul, grandfather is too young for you, you look like great grand pa.
Paul : Shut up.