Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Different ways to phone in a Pizza order....

  • Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
  • Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
  • Ask what the order taker is wearing.
  • Change your accent every three seconds.
  • Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
  • Imitate the order taker's voice.
  • Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
  • Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
  • Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
  • Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
  • When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

5 comments:

Som said...

Lolz ... I hope you tried the ways yourself ... :P

You surely have some very cranky Ideas ...

VJ Sophie said...

Yup I always try something weird in ma life..!! :)

Akansha Agrawal said...

Hehe... well I hope I never work in a pizza hub where you place the order... :P

VJ Sophie said...

Btw where do you order pizza from Akansha?? ;)

Abhi said...

lol..superr nyc..m gnna try some..