Different ways to phone in a Pizza order....

• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

• Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

• Ask what the order taker is wearing.

• Change your accent every three seconds.

• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

• Imitate the order taker's voice.

• Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

• Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

• Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

• Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"