A nice scrap from friend..

3 facts :

there is always little truth behind ' just kidding'...
little knowledge behind every 'i don't know',...
emotion behind every ' i don't care'......

Grand Pa

Paul : Hi Trouble
I : Hi, Paul. Who are these girls with you?
Paul : My daughters, that’s younger one Stacy & older one Jessica and grandchild inside.
I : I didn’t know Paul you are that old!
Jez: ohhuhu, that’s not nice.
Paul : She always do this to me.
I : Me? Oh common Paul, I am always nice to you. Hehe
Paul : Ya ya

After finish dealing with his thousands of parcels,

Paul : So, what’s the damage?
I : £70
Paul : What exactly £70?
I : No, its actually £61.29p
Paul : Then why you are overcharging me?
I : I thought lets round up the figure. Hehe

And he took out his bag full of change,

I : Oh God, you again been to bins?
Paul : Oye, what’s your problem?
I : Every time you pay me with this change. I can’t bother to count every time.
Paul : Ok, then I don’t pay you.
I : Well, ok I will charge service charges than.
Paul : Alright, anyways you always charge me that, don’t you?
I : Oh ye? Than there will be some extra service charges this time.

After that day, whenever Paul came to work, I never missed opportunity to ask him, great grand father yet?
Paul: Grandfather.
I : Paul, grandfather is too young for you, you look like great grand pa.
Paul : Shut up.

No Action Replays!

It was India v/s England, last year in the UK, very first time in my life I was watching cricket match live on the ground. Many Indians like me came to cheer up India. Specially people from Wembly, oh God, they were so noisy, were playing some kind of noisy instrument, making funny noises, but it was fun the way they were cheering up India. England supporters were bit annoyed with this. When I entered in the stadium it was raining but thank God it didn't rained lot and not for long.

You know what I was waiting for action reply, when I missed one of deliveries. Strange na, but as I am so used to watch action reply on telly that I didn't realized for few seconds that it not gonna happen on the ground.

It was exciting watching Sachin, Dravid and specially cute Yuvraaj playing in front of me. I wasn't much interested in other players like Ganguly, Ramesh etc. Dravid and some other players looks same also Ravi Shashti, where as Ramesh looks more darker, Sachin sweet and Yuvraaj more cuter, when you see them in reality.

Test Match was draw. It was more fun on Sunday than on Friday as crowd was bigger.

I did suffered little bit so far as food was concerned, as most of things were non-veg items. Even chips were so bad. I was being stopped by security guard when I was going to throw my chips,

Security person: Not good?
I : Nop
Security person: Poor you.
I : :(
Security person: My sausages are really nice.
I: Don't push it, I am gonna split my drink on your nice sausages.
Security person: Go back to your sit, you are missing nice shots.
I: That's what I was doing, you stopped me.
Security person: Sorry, young lady.

I: Move from my way, old man. ;)

Security person: You know, you are rude girl.
I: I know, now do you duty and I go and sit comfortably and enjoy watching match. hehe
Security person: Alright it was nice meeting you.
I: Me too. Adios

And recently on Saturday after long time I played cricket with Sid at his farm, it was so much fun, but unfortunately we couldn't played for long as I managed to made ball commit suicide. I mean to say ball is still swimming in the water well.

I used to love cricket but now I don't enjoy watching cricket on telly.

Pillow Fight

A pillow fight is a common game mostly played by young children (but can also occur with teens and adults) in which they engage in mock physical conflict, utilizing pillows as weapons.

A well-known picture of The Beatles having a pillow fight in their hotel room on the evening of January 16, 1964, at the Hotel George V in Paris snapped by Harry Benson.

My last pillow fight:

Place : Mumbai
Date : 20th June, 2008
Warriors : Me, Bro and our 2 sweet nieces
Reasons : We all were so busy doing nothing and fed up of looking at each others' faces, tickling, teasing each other, making faces, slapping each other without no reason.
Injured victims : Head of an elephant without body, Statue of Stuart little, Teddy who was busy hugging his gf and day dreaming.
Victims who lost their lives : A mosquito who was flying behind his gf, An ant who was busy mucking around muss de chocolate, A fly who got lost to her way back to home from night club.
Side effects : We all had serious stomach ache as the result of laughing which was happened due to pillow fight. And later on we all got admitted in Thane Mental Hospital as we all were laughing like a maniac.

On April 17, 2005 students from the University at Albany in Albany, New York set and currently holds the record for the world's largest pillow fight with 3,648 participants, observed by Guinness Records officials. I just watched "NYC Pillow Fight 2008" video and I think I would love to participate in such fights in future which I will, that's for sure.

Have a look,

NYC Pillow Fight 2008

No Smoking!

It was 1.55 pm Helen just entered in the shop and started looking for things she wanted to buy,

Helen : Where is the friend birthday cards?
I : Helen, keep going straight and hit the wall. he he
Helen : Thanx, I will find them.
I : Your welcome.

After few seconds,
Helen : Do you do the stickers which you can put on gifts?
I : Nop, but we do "No Smoking" stickers Helen.
Helen : Ye that's good idea and I think person will be happy to see No Smoking sticker on his gift.
I : Of course Helen. There is no doubt about it. he he I think you can get it from "Birthdays"!

A day with Neel

After almost 6 years I was meeting Neel on that day, when I last met him in India he was a little boy, well he is still today for me. He was playing games on his lappy. I was sitting on the next sofa.
I : Hi, Neel.
Neel : Hi!
I : Hey, Neel do you know what my name is?
Neel : No!
I : I don't know my name either.
Neel : What? you, don't know your name?! You should know your name.
I : well, Neel I have forgotten my name.
Neel : Alright, ask your mom.
I : Neel, my mom lives in India. How do I ask her?
Neel : OK, buy a ticket, sit in the plane, go to India and ask your mom your name.
I : But, I don't have money to buy ticket.
Neel : OK, ask my dad, he got money.
I : Hey, I got another plan, I can have your name, Neel. Can't I?
Neel : No, you can't have my name.
I : Why, I can't have your name, what's the problem?
Neel : Because, it's my name.
I: So what?
Neel : You can't have my name and anyways it's boy's name.
I : OK, so can I play with you?
Neel : Yup, which game you wants to play?
I : Go for any racing game, OK I think let's play "Age of speed"
Neel : OK, what's your age?
I : Why on earth you are asking my age?
Neel : Because only people over 18 can play this game.
I : Then why you are playing this game?
Neel : Because I always play this game.
I : OK!

Then we played for a while, I was doing better than him in the game although I was playing that game for first time and Neel was playing that game for a long time,so I teased him lot which obviously he didn't like. After chatting and playing for hours and hours, he told me, you are like a boy.

I: Why you think so?
Neel : You like racing games, you drive fast and you also like spider man. Girls doesn't like such things.
I : Alright, so tell me about your girl friends.
Neel : I don't like girls because they like barbie dolls.
I : Fair enough.

A Conversation

One day at work I was doing something and Alex came in for banking.
Alex : Hi, trouble. (As I do wind up people a lot, I am also known as Trouble.)
I : Hiya!
Alex : See you know what your name is.
I : Yup I do, ha ha, hey but I don't know what your name is? (I really didn't knew his name until that day, though I did knew him from almost 1 and half year, I guess.)
Alex : Hey, there is nothing in name.
I : Is it Bin Laden?
Alex : hey how did you know?
I : Just wild guess.
Alex : Ya, but keep it short. Call me Bin. alright?
I : why, what's wrong with Laden?
Alex : For safety reasons.
I : Aha!
And I started counting his money which he brought for banking. As usual money was spot on same as he had written on chit, I did complained to him that at least sometimes he can count less than actual amount, so that I can keep some.
Alex: Ya I know its horrible thing but I can't do anything, I am just perfect. Now common put the money on my card.
I : It would help if you can give your card first. Then I swiped his card and said, hey its not working, unfortunately I got to keep your money.
Alex : Alright, consider it as your wages.
I : What my wages? only £ 879.25p for a week? Then better you start working hard from now onwards.
Alex : Alright, And he just smiled and told me his name is Alex.
I : Nice name.